me: it's just a fake gun, it wouldn't do anything
me again: okay, but midnight as a purse owner
me again again: shadow??? midnight?????.? would be terrifying actually????

i think cats actually like him a lot because he's such an easy target, he has 0 composure when it comes to dealing with cats and it is very funny... he doesn't even hate cats, he's just pathetic

fearne................... that is way too nice. fearne please. you're going to make him believe that nice things can happen to him and no one is prepared for that much unearned confidence.